Frank's First Kiss

• Interviewer: How would you describe your first kiss?
• Frank: Awkward. Sloppy and awkward. I went in for the closed-mouth little kiss, and she went for the full out lick your face kiss and it didn't match! It was like (demonstrates) and I think she kissed my top lip.
• Interviewer #2: She stuck her tongue in your nose.
• Frank: Yeah!
• Interviewer: Can I ask how old you were?
• Frank: I was in 6th grade going on 7th grade.
• Interviewer #2: We don't know how old that is.
• Frank: Oh... Ray, how old are you in 6th grade?
• Ray: (blinks)
• Frank: I must have been about 10.